Friday, October 2, 2009

Can't we all just get along

Woman on Phone: I just wanted to tell you there's a homeless man outside your building everyday at 3 when the kids get out of school.

Me: Is he doing anything to harrass the kids? Is he making trouble?

WoP: No, I just wanted you to know that he's there EVERY day just sitting out where the road curves in front of the library and there's children out there.

Me: Well, it's a public space and as long as he isn't doing anything inappropriate or making troubleI can't just kick him off the property.

WoP: You'll be sorry when he rapes one of the kids! Thank you (said sarcastically) -hangs up.