Security guards at the library

We've had: The nineteen year old kid who played DDR with the teens and had a picture of himself drinking out of a whiskey bottle on his myspace page.

The lunch lady

The pregnant lady who spent all of her time in the bathroom throwing up.

The racist lady from the Eastern bloc who told a woman she wasn't fit to have children and doubted the father of the child was still around.

The depressed guy whose wife just died. He speculated that her sister poisoned her. We didn't want him around with a gun.

Grandpa who gave a guy five dollars not to bug people in the library for money. In return he made the guy give up a (stolen?) sander he was trying to sell.